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Killing English

2008-08-19T08:22:00.000-07:00

Killing English ……

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette...? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

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When Fuel prices go high..

2008-05-31T21:36:00.000-07:00

ALWAYS USE LEFT EAR FOR MOBILE PHONES

2008-05-11T03:10:00.001-07:00

ALWAYS USE LEFT EAR FOR MOBILE PHONES As received Save your brain

Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

AS A HUMAN.....THINK ONCE

2008-05-11T02:54:00.000-07:00

Environment:

Poverty:

Population:

Humanity(Modern):

Terrorism (That is the flag of peace)+:

LOC Problem: (Drawing lines, trapping free
birds)

Leader:

Suicide Senario:

Lakme Fashion Week

2008-05-05T10:21:00.000-07:00

Beautiful Ice Hotels

2008-05-01T09:43:00.001-07:00

Who said only the girls can be beautiful??

2008-04-18T05:20:00.000-07:00

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

2008-04-18T05:16:00.000-07:00

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend...

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Please try this out.............
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

Technology tomorrow

2008-04-15T04:53:00.000-07:00

Silent INSPIRATION:Punctured Tire Repair

2008-04-15T01:14:00.000-07:00

IF U FEEL Ur LIFE IS DIFFICULT

2008-04-07T03:31:00.000-07:00

If you think you are unhappy, look at them

If you think your job is tough, how about him?

If you think your salary is low, how about her?

If you think you don't have many friend s …..

You think study is a burden, how about her?

When you feel like giving up, think of this man

If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?

If you complaint about your transport system, how about them?

If your society is unfair to you, how about her?

“That which is beautiful is not always good; but that which is good is always beautiful"

LIFE IS DIFFICULT THAN WHAT U R NOW.......

Even Small hand can inspire "Big Nation"

2008-04-01T02:51:00.000-07:00

The Heaven on Earth

2008-04-01T02:40:00.000-07:00

In the year 3000..Really Nice One

2008-03-28T01:26:00.001-07:00

If Heroines goto Thirupathi

2008-03-28T01:21:00.001-07:00

My_New_Coat

2008-03-28T01:19:00.000-07:00

Amazing Advertising & Height of Creativity.........(17)

2008-03-26T07:00:00.001-07:00

Nice Sand Art

2008-03-26T06:46:00.000-07:00

The Artwork of Sam Weber(15)

2008-03-26T06:16:00.000-07:00

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2008-03-22T12:43:00.000-07:00

Ride on the hill

2008-03-20T04:36:00.000-07:00

Classic Cartoons(9)

2008-03-19T03:20:00.001-07:00

Lord Venkateswara Photos(17)

2008-03-19T02:59:00.000-07:00

SMS Zone

2008-03-18T02:20:00.000-07:00

F'ship SMS Zone::
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1) Birth is start of life,Love is part of life, death is last of life, but"F'SHIP IS HEART OF LIFE".

2) Namaskaram

Mee f’ship validity samaptam kanundi

Dayachesi meeru 1 sms chesi recharge chesukogalaru

FSNL

Friendship Sanchar Nigam Limited

3) A friend is not a spare tyre that u pullout when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn life in right path.

4) Among ur million friends, let me be one.

To share a smile

To fight for u

To walk with u

To cry with u

Just 2 b with u as lovely friend 4ever..

5) I am not rich but, I have a rich heart. I am not smart but, I have a smart mind. I am not always right but, I am not wrong in choosing U as my friend..

Fun Zone::
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1) STRESS:When wife is pregnant
TENSION:When girlfriend is pregnant
PANIC:When both r pregnant
TRAGEDY:When both r pregnant and u r not responsible...

2) Tiger gave wedding party 2 his friends. Cat came n danced for a song.”Don’t marry be happy ” tiger asked who r u.
Cat: I am also a tiger before marriage

Love Zone::
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1) If u r sleepy come & sleep in my HEART. If my heartbeat is disturbing U, don't worry I'll stop my HEARTBEAT

2) A tear come in out of d eyes is never a sign of weakness, but a sign of care n love..V cry only for whom v care…coz tears r unspoken words..

General Zone::
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1) Solve this puzzle?"i live in water,if u cut my head iam at ur door, if u cut my tail iam a fruit, if u cut both then iam with u"Send me ANS. if u really genius.

2) Life is a book of mysteries, U never know which page will bring a good twist in d story..So, keep on reading it coz, Hapines cums wen it z most unexpected

3) Those who make u smile;

Thank them ..

Those who wud make u cry;

Tolerate them with smile..

But those who make u smile with tears in ur eyes;

Do care 4 them!!!!

4) There is only one difference between DREAM and AIM. Dream requires soundless sleep where as aim requires sleepless nights to achieve.

5) Be close with someone who makes u happy, but be closer with someone who can’t be happy without u,, it makes a lot of difference in life..